What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Critically Panned MindsEye Makes Surprising Debut in First Sales Report - Push Square

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

What's your love story?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?